A new status

....I'm turning F-A-T.

Please, someone, warn Kevin for me before he one day goes "OMG. What happened to you, you BLIMP?!"

LOL!

Okay, so back to the confession that relates to the little hypothetical situation up above.

I'm at work. I'm tired. I'm bored.
When this happens, I need to eat something.
It can be a drink even.

SO, I volunteered to do a breakfast run...seeing as how it's kind of bad for part-timers to just leave the office and go get a coffee . The rule is to always offer other people as well...then you can make it look like it's for everyone.

Anyway, this morning I arrived at work and knew that I'd need to consume something. I had my heart set on a hot drink from Timmy Ho's...as I was freezing to death on the subway.

Nothing seems wrong with this situation so far, right?
Well, just you wait.

What never fails...what ALWAYS ends up happening...what I end up eating.....is the oh-so-evil McDonald's. There's something about the Sausage 'N Egg McMuffin that I can't resist. I always end up ordering it. I don't get it!!!!! I have to stop eating these heart attacks! As I stood in line I actually decided to be "good" and only order one, even though I SOOOOO wanted to have two! Last time, I had two. The time before that I had a combo AND an EXTRA sandwich. AIYA!!!!!

I'm gradually, and very quickly, going to going to receive a promotion - from BLIMP to WHALE status soon!!!