Procrastination outside of the office

That's right - I actually DO post outside of the office. I didn't really get a chance to even contemplate typing up an entry at work today. It was crazy busy with ticket packaging, pulling tickets, people who don't understand the words "SOLD OUT", etc. Oh well. It's good to be back and doing something.

Update on the arm - so I went to talk to the doc earlier this week. She wrote up a referral for me to do physiotherapy. This is sooo going to cost me.

Anyway, the purpose of this post was not to update on my weekly routine. I'll do that later on when I have more time. I was clearing out my many e-mail inboxes just now and I found this and felt like sharing it. I'm sure many of you have read this before already, but it never hurts to post it for the select few who haven't.

Enjoy!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of INsanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the Memo field of all your cheques, write "For sexual favours".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To-go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Fives days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....

.....and they always tell you to send out this e-mail to the world, but yeaaaaa yeaaaaaa...whatever.